mrkw

On Saturday the Adventure Begins...

I will arrive in Trinidad and Tobago on Saturday.
Then I will be kidnapped, tied up with barbed
wire, thrown in a trunk, left to bake in the sun for
three days with no water, filling my pants with
my own faeces and urine. Periodically my
kidnappers will burn me with cigarettes.
When they finally learn that I am not rich
they will set the car on fire after shooting
me non-fatally 4 times in the gut.
Part in Trinidad in 4 days.

posted by Kent Stalker @ 11:02 a.m.