Monday, November 28, 2005

NFL Comedy

New England versus Kansas City. It starts raining heavily in KC.

Announcer: "If things couldn't get any worse for Tom Brady, now he has to worry about wet balls."

Friday, November 18, 2005

Desi Relations

My favourite hobby at work is to bait my Indian co-workers into trying to explain their culture to me. I always ask lots of question and pretend not to understand.

Today, my co-worker asks about this woman Michelle who sits near him. Michelle is around our age and is reasonably attractive.

Chandra: "Who's kids are those in the pictures in Michelle's cubicle? Are those her nieces?"

Me: "No, she has two kids."

Chandra: "This is not possible, she just got married 6 weeks ago."

I nearly peed myself laughing.