Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Sometimes I Think The World Would Be Better Off Without People

I had some Cavs game 2 tickets on Ebay. My phone battery died last night and I worked late. I get up in the morning and I have many e-mails from the lady who won the tickets. I also had a Paypal dispute opened because she had paid and I had ripped her off. She had also left a voicemail and had my voicemail indicate an emergency.

I sent her the tickets. One HOUR after the auction had ended.

The United States Postal Service is Fantastic

I was at the post office today.

Lady: "I would like to buy a sheet of stamps."
Postal Worker: "Would you like to buy the 41 cent first class stamps or the new first class good forever stamps?"
Lady: "How much are those ones?"
Postal Worker: "41 cents."